Of all the glories that 2013 gave our televisions, it took one of our favorites away: Futurama. After seven seasons – with a bit of a, um, hiatus in the middle – the bitingly funny animated series ended its run in September. We’re still dealing, but now we at least have this fantastic memento: a single image containing almost every character in Matt Groening’s 30th century show.I always loved that show. Who can argue about an alcoholic robot?
Like the Simpsons full cast poster before it, the image, posted on deviantArt by user Unrellius, has usual suspects like Fry and Bender, but also Humplings and various heds in jars. “This is a project I’ve worked on for around 14 months!” Unrellius wrote in the post accompanying the image. “It contains just about every character that appears in Futurama.”
And indeed it does — one eagle-eyed commenter even said they spotted Waldo.
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Friday, January 3, 2014
The Full Cast of Futurama
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Wednesday, December 25, 2013
The Man Behind A Christmas Story
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Jean Shepherd isn't remembered like the holiday movie based on his stories:
While it's all but impossible to make it through December without encountering A Christmas Story, though, relatively few know about the man who’s behind the story. His name was Jean Shepherd. An unconventional icon of the 1960s, Shepherd developed a cult following on late-night airwaves with his eclectic collection of improvised stories about childhood in the Midwest, military service during World War II, and life as an infamous radio personality. He was, in every sense of the word, a raconteur. Shepherd wrote bestselling books, two of which inspired A Christmas Story; he published columns in the Village Voice, Mad Magazine, and Playboy; and he starred in two television series. Comedians like Jerry Seinfeld and Harry Shearer idolized him. His storytelling defined a style of radio that was later adopted by the likes of Garrison Keillor. A wave of nostalgic sitcoms, epitomized by The Wonder Years, owe a significant debt to Shepherd's work. His influence alone should have made him a pop-culture icon.Hmm, pessimism as a bad trait. I may have to watch that one.
It didn't. Now, as Shepherd's greatest success celebrates its third decade of relevance, a question remains: Why did the man's legacy fade away just as his story joined the pantheon of Christmas classics?
Understandably, there is no simple answer. Shepherd died in 1999, just as Turner Broadcasting had begun to make a tradition of its all-day marathon. That small-screen saturation is a huge reason—if not the reason—why audiences rediscovered A Christmas Story, so the most obvious explanation is a macabre one. Shepherd wasn't around, so he wasn't acknowledged as a significant part of the movie's success......Shepherd's famous wit soured into pessimism as he aged, too. During one of his last radio interviews, according to a Time column published soon after his death, he repeatedly dismissed his radio years as "just another gig." (In an essay for Slate, longtime fan Donald Fagen guessed that Shepherd "succumbed to that very real disease of self-loathing.")
Monday, December 2, 2013
The Double Bird
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Charles Pierce gives a beautiful description of Marcus Hall's two-handed salute to Michigan fans on Saturday:
In the second quarter of what already had been a carnival of a first half, Michigan had just scored to take a 21-14 lead. Ohio State's Dontre Wilson fielded the kick at his own goal line and ran it back 16 yards. However, deep in the pile, ill feelings mysteriously arose. Family relationships were disputed loudly. Within seconds, a WWE card broke out. Helmets flew, as did at least one punch. An exaltation of penalty flags took wing. By the time the game officials had finished approximating who had done what to whom, and whose mothers had been most grievously insulted, two Ohio State players and one Wolverine found themselves dismissed.I love the part about otherfuckers, even though I find Kasich's recommendation to be a stupid bit of demagoguery.
"I was disappointed in that," Ohio State coach Urban Meyer grumped afterward.
(It is devoutly to be hoped that the Buckeyes followed the direction of their governor, John Kasich, regarding the letter "m" and remembered to call people "otherfuckers" in the scrum. These are the things I worry about.)
One of the expelled, offensive lineman Marcus Hall, was particularly exercised. He slammed down his helmet. He kicked what I can only hope was the bench. And then, as he was being led off into exile up the tunnel, Hall enthusiastically flipped off the Michigan crowd with both hands. This being Thanksgiving weekend, there were a lot of people out there watching with nothing in their hands save beer, and nothing on their hands but time. Within two minutes, Hall's gesture had been GIF'ed approximately 9,678 times. This guaranteed him the kind of instant fame only the Internet can provide. It also guaranteed that Marcus Hall never will have to pay for a meal in Columbus for the rest of his life — whether he and the Buckeyes play for the national title or not. He demonstrated vividly that he don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan. I know I'm supposed to be outraged by this, but I can't be. That would require me to be a TV drone and worry about things like The Image Of The Sport. Hell with that. Marcus Hall lived the dream of every Ohio State fan since the series began in 1897.
Thursday, November 28, 2013
Monday, November 25, 2013
Ron Burgundy + Curling = Awesome
The Atlantic Wire:
In what could be the best publicity stunt yet for Anchorman 2 so far (and there have been some great ones), Will Ferrell's Ron Burgundy is going to Winnipeg to cover curling.Could they simulcast this on NBC Sports Network? I'd tune in.
Yes, Burgundy will be the "newest member of the TSN team" (that's "The Sports Network," or Canada's version of ESPN) while the channel broadcasts the 2013 Roar of the Rings, which, from what I can tell, is a big deal in the world of Canadian curling. Whoever wins the event goes to the Olympics!
Sunday, November 17, 2013
Mayor Ford on 60 Minutes
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Tuesday, November 12, 2013
Economists and Comedians
Via naked capitalism, The Irish Times highlights a gathering of economists and comedians at Kilkenomics Festival. My favorite part:
WTF? The use of the word copulation brings up a couple of memories. First, looking up copulation in our thesaurus was the most popular use for the book at our parochial grade school. Second, when we were doing public speaking in drama class, one of the guys commented on a presentation by writing, "good oral copulation." When the teacher read it, she burst into tears and left the room. That wasn't expected.The highflying economists found at Kilkenomics already have a maverick disposition. This is clear at Friday’s SAS Young Economist of the Year competition where the aforementioned Black, one of the judges, refers to a “drug-crazed roommate” in an anecdote and Nobel-tipped behavioural economist Dan Ariely explains the concept of scarcity with reference to overweight elephant seals who “sometimes kill the females when they copulate.”“I really hope there’s a point to this,” says worried compere Colm O’Regan, before fine-tuning the story for the school-going audience: “When a male seal and female seal like each other very much…”
Saturday, November 9, 2013
Now That's a Bad Day
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Tuesday, November 5, 2013
Rock, Paper, Scissors
Hey Matt, who needs an algorithm to play rock?
Rock Paper Scissors from weAREmedienkuenstler on Vimeo.
Saturday, November 2, 2013
Some Candy Corn History
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I love me some candy corn. One of the last times I went to the local Menard's store, candy corn was one of my impulse buys (I'm not sure why I am prone to impulse buying at Menard's) You know what else features a rooster prominently? Rex Goliath wine. From what I've been told, that rooster can whip your ass.Even the people who make candy corn will tell you it’s nowhere near a universally beloved treat.“People either love or hate candy corn,” says Tomi Holt, spokesperson for the Jelly Belly Candy Company, which has been making candy corn since 1898. “They have strong opinions and they’ll tell you about it.”
Not that that means people are above dressing up as sexy candy corn for Halloween for just $49, or doing battle with a creature called the Grand High Viscount of Candy Corn in the online role-playing game Guild Wars.....
In case you thought this generation had a lock on rural nostalgia, candy corn is here to set you straight: The white, yellow and orange (arguably) corn-shaped confection has graced sweet shop shelves since the late 1800s. Most agree that the inventor of candy corn was George Renninger, who ran the Wunderlee Candy Company in Philadelphia.
When candy corn started cropping up, “folks were leaving farms and entering the big city,” says Beth Kimmerle, candy historian and author of four books documenting the confectionary industry in the U.S.....Early boxes of candy corn from the Herman Goelitz Company (which would later morph into Jelly Belly) featured proud roosters. A 1937 ad for the store B. Altman and Co. evoked the aura of the country general store, asking, “Do you remember the candy corn and the coal oil? Remember the little country store that was the hub of your universe, the social center and favorite memory of your childhood?” In 1971 the Henri Bendel department store tried to lend a whiff of urban sophistication to the genre, offering a fairly disgusting-sounding candy “succotash” consisting of orange-candy carrots, lime-candy lima beans, lemon-candy corn and mint-candy peas.
The Simpsons Math Lessons
Wired points out a new book that analyzes the math background of folks involved with The Simpsons:
It’s no secret that the longest-running American sitcom is also one of the smartest. Academics have pored over The Simpsons for its insights into philosophy and psychology, but it took physicist Simon Singh, the author of previous books about cryptography, the Big Bang, and Fermat’s Enigma, to tap a vein of knowledge that runs even deeper in the animated world of Springfield: math.They give several examples of high level math jokes and references. My favorite:
In the engaging (and educational) The Simpsons and Their Mathematical Secrets, Singh delves into the academic backgrounds of some of the most poindextrous Simpsons writers -- Al Jean, J. Stewart Burns, Jeff Westbrook, and David X. Cohen among them -- who are equipped with advanced degrees in math and science. Naturally, they’ve been using their platform to advance what Cohen calls "a decades-long conspiracy to secretly educate cartoon viewers."
I mainly picked this because it references the general foolishness of Indiana, although when I first saw Indiana Pi Bill of 1897, my first thought was 1987, and even if it was 1987, I wouldn't have been surprised. Damn Hoosiers."Bye Bye Nerdie" (2001)
Bumbling Professor Frink struggles to bring order to a raucous crowd of scientists at Springfield’s 12th Annual Big Science Thing, before he shocks the room to silence by yelling, "Pi is exactly three!"
The obvious joke is that only such a preposterous inaccuracy could quiet a group of math geeks, but there’s another layer. Writer Al Jean based the line on an actual attempt to legislate an official value for pi, known as the Indiana Pi Bill of 1897, in which an amateur mathematician suggested "squaring the circle" by rounding π to 3.2. The baffled state House of Representatives allowed the measure to pass, but luckily a Purdue University math professor intervened before the Senate ratified the absurdity into law."
Friday, October 18, 2013
Classic Jack Handey
As an antidote to the Congressional idiocy the last couple weeks, The New Yorker links to some of Jack Handey's stories they've published over the years. Dude, that guy is hilarious, and very, very weird. Here's a sample from one of his stories:
You will never know what it’s like to work on a farm until your hands are raw, just so people can have fresh marijuana. Or what it’s like to go to a factory and put in eight long hours and then go home and realize that you went to the wrong factory.The man is a comedy genius.
I don’t hate you; I pity you. You will never appreciate the magnificent beauty of a double rainbow, or the plainness of a regular rainbow.
You will never grasp the quiet joy of holding your own baby, or the quiet comedy of handing him back to his “father.”
Saturday, October 12, 2013
What's That Name Again?
This made me laugh:
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The Holy See has recalled thousands of commemorative papal medals after the word "Jesus" was misspelled as "Lesus."Now this is a spokesman:
According to the Vatican Information Service, more than 6,000 of the medals were produced by the Italian State Mint to commemorate the beginning of Francis' papacy.
The medal features a portrait of Francis on one side and on the other, a Latin phrase that the future pontiff says inspired him as a teenager to pursue the priesthood: "Vidit ergo Jesus publicanum et quia miserando antque eligendo vidit, ait illi sequere me." (Translation: "Jesus, therefore, saw the publican, and because he saw by having mercy and by choosing, He said to him, 'Follow me'").
However, the letter "J" in Jesus was mistakenly replaced with the letter "L."
‘‘Everybody makes mistakes,’’ the Rev. Federico Lombardi, the Vatican spokesman, said on Friday. ‘‘Even people who make coins.’’Not infallible.
Friday, September 20, 2013
Kinda Sutra
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Folks tell about the outlandish beliefs they held as kids about where babies came from:
The Kinda Sutra from Nonfiction Unlimited on Vimeo.
I don't remember when I understood the mechanics of the baby making process, but I know that by third or fourth grade I was certain about the Insert Tab A into Slot B process. This can be attributed to my best friend watching "The Last American Virgin" on HBO and telling me all about it.
But I'd figured out by about first grade that thinking about girls, especially the parts covered up by bikinis, made my pee-er (the name used at my house when I was a little kid) get a lot bigger, and I was always afraid that my mom would see that if she came into the bathroom while I was taking a bath, and I'd get in trouble for my dirty thoughts. So by the time I was attending parochial school, I was already doing the Baseball, Margaret Thatcher distraction tricks to try to get the evidence to go away. I think I had the mechanics understood before my friend regaled me with tales of the movie, but I can't exactly remember when I fully grasped it. Unlike the one guy in the video, my girls are gross stage went away when I was really young, but the girls' this guy is gross stage pretty much still hasn't gone away. Damn this cruel world.
The Kinda Sutra from Nonfiction Unlimited on Vimeo.
I don't remember when I understood the mechanics of the baby making process, but I know that by third or fourth grade I was certain about the Insert Tab A into Slot B process. This can be attributed to my best friend watching "The Last American Virgin" on HBO and telling me all about it.
But I'd figured out by about first grade that thinking about girls, especially the parts covered up by bikinis, made my pee-er (the name used at my house when I was a little kid) get a lot bigger, and I was always afraid that my mom would see that if she came into the bathroom while I was taking a bath, and I'd get in trouble for my dirty thoughts. So by the time I was attending parochial school, I was already doing the Baseball, Margaret Thatcher distraction tricks to try to get the evidence to go away. I think I had the mechanics understood before my friend regaled me with tales of the movie, but I can't exactly remember when I fully grasped it. Unlike the one guy in the video, my girls are gross stage went away when I was really young, but the girls' this guy is gross stage pretty much still hasn't gone away. Damn this cruel world.
Sunday, September 1, 2013
Troy Rock City
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Well, the big show is over. Our small county seat managed to host reportedly around 30,000 folks, and from what I saw, almost everyone did a great job. The drinking downtown didn't cause much trouble, and should help convince the city fathers that we can do other family-friendly events which include alcohol.
I saw almost no trouble, and what I did see was the work of security and not a concertgoer. I was standing by the edge of the stage and watched a couple of asshole security guards start yelling at a guy at the fence, grab him and pull him over it, then drag him past me and called over a local cop I know and tell him they wanted the guy thrown out of the concert. The cop talked to the guy a while, while his significant other was standing there crying, then sent them on their way. I came up to the cop and asked him what actually happened, and he said the security guys were being assholes and he told the couple to just go someplace where the rent-a-cops couldn't see them. They lost a prime spot by the stage, but, other than that, they avoided getting railroaded by the security thugs.
After the show ended, we headed downtown, and I got to have a run-in with the rent-a-cops. We wanted to head down a side street to a local bar where my cousin was playing, but they had gates blocking it off. The security guard was standing in the middle of the crosswalk, and as we got to the building corner, I slid the gate sideways and we walked through. I was about fifty feet down the street when she saw us, and she yelled that under no circumstances were the bicycle gates to be moved. I yelled back that I was sorry, but my sister and her friends laughed and said that was the most insincere apologies they had ever heard. We laughed about it the rest of the night.
The event also highlighted an engineering issue in our telecommunications system. For large parts of the day, the Verizon wireless network was overwhelmed. I know that happens quite frequently at sporting events and when big events like the Boston Marathon bombing or the September 11 attacks occur. It is a lot different than the old land line system. Here was their design reliability standard:
But back to the events in Troy, I was really proud of my community, the people who worked to bring it together, and all the visitors. Everything went extremely well. I was amazed at how many folks I see day-to-day who were hanging out at the back of the crowd where I was. It is good to be at home:
I saw almost no trouble, and what I did see was the work of security and not a concertgoer. I was standing by the edge of the stage and watched a couple of asshole security guards start yelling at a guy at the fence, grab him and pull him over it, then drag him past me and called over a local cop I know and tell him they wanted the guy thrown out of the concert. The cop talked to the guy a while, while his significant other was standing there crying, then sent them on their way. I came up to the cop and asked him what actually happened, and he said the security guys were being assholes and he told the couple to just go someplace where the rent-a-cops couldn't see them. They lost a prime spot by the stage, but, other than that, they avoided getting railroaded by the security thugs.
After the show ended, we headed downtown, and I got to have a run-in with the rent-a-cops. We wanted to head down a side street to a local bar where my cousin was playing, but they had gates blocking it off. The security guard was standing in the middle of the crosswalk, and as we got to the building corner, I slid the gate sideways and we walked through. I was about fifty feet down the street when she saw us, and she yelled that under no circumstances were the bicycle gates to be moved. I yelled back that I was sorry, but my sister and her friends laughed and said that was the most insincere apologies they had ever heard. We laughed about it the rest of the night.
The event also highlighted an engineering issue in our telecommunications system. For large parts of the day, the Verizon wireless network was overwhelmed. I know that happens quite frequently at sporting events and when big events like the Boston Marathon bombing or the September 11 attacks occur. It is a lot different than the old land line system. Here was their design reliability standard:
While POTS provides limited features, low bandwidth, and no mobile capabilities, it provides greater reliability than other telephony systems (mobile phone, VoIP, etc.). Many telephone service providers attempt to achieve dial-tone availability more than 99.999% of the time the telephone is taken off-hook. This is an often cited benchmark in marketing and systems-engineering comparisons, called the "five nines" reliability standard. It is equivalent to having a dial-tone available for all but about five minutes each year.The mobile system is also designed to high reliability standards, but is easily overwhelmed:
Mobile networks have bandwidth that is more than sufficient 99% of the time. However, when disaster strikes, the decentralized nature of the network means that whole geographic regions can be knocked out by increased call volume. Whenever the generous-but-finite bandwidth at carrier site buildings are strained, users are prevented from making voice calls. Because SMS text messages take up far less bandwidth, mobile carriers instead encourage users to text message each other. As Pica put it to Fast Company, "text requires less dedicated real-time capacity than voice. Data networks including LTE and EVDO were not impacted due to the nature of the way data systems are used."Engineers are working on improving reliability amongst large crowds and in emergencies:
It is possible to build redundancies into America's mobile phone infrastructure which would allow the easy placement of phone calls during crises. This would, however, be massively expensive and carriers would likely pass the cost onto customers. In a 2007 Computerworld article, reporter Todd R. Weiss discovered that adding regional redundancies to mobile phone networks is not economically feasible. However, mobile providers can temporarily boost coverage in areas where they anticipate trouble such as football games and music festivals. They can even take away mobile coverage--San Francisco public transit provider BART famously had carriers block wireless signals in order to prevent demonstrators from organizing after a homeless and mentally ill man was shot by BART police....I would anticipate that smart phones really play havoc with the system at such times.
Two engineers at AT&T, Bob Mathews and Gary Chow, have devised a method of temporarily boosting mobile phone capacity at sporting events and concerts. AT&T's multi-beam antenna uses a special setup of narrow beams spaced 20 degrees apart, mounted at special events, to boost network traffic capacity up to 500% in order to deal with large crowds. The multi-beam antenna has already been tested at the San Diego Comic-Con, Coachella, and the Super Bowl. The pair helped develop the antenna in response to what they saw as a “telecom Moore's law,” wherein data traffic consumption regularly doubled every two years.
But back to the events in Troy, I was really proud of my community, the people who worked to bring it together, and all the visitors. Everything went extremely well. I was amazed at how many folks I see day-to-day who were hanging out at the back of the crowd where I was. It is good to be at home:
U.S. States As Seen From Other States
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I agree with a pretty decent percentage of these. You can tell that not too many people from outside the Midwest are enthused with the beautiful farmscape in the breadbasket of the world.
After seeing an excellent poll that asked Europeans what they thought of other European countries, we talked to our polling partner SurveyMonkey Audience to expand the questions and try it on Americans, to see how they felt about other states.They put together 22 maps from the survey here. Here is a summary map combining the data:
The results were hilarious, informative and tell you everything you need to know about the dynamic between the states.
We asked respondents — 1603 of them — to answer each question with a state that wasn't their own. The poll was carried out using SurveyMonkey's Audience feature, which was more accurate predicting the 2012 election than numerous traditional pollsters.
I agree with a pretty decent percentage of these. You can tell that not too many people from outside the Midwest are enthused with the beautiful farmscape in the breadbasket of the world.
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